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How do you know she is a witch?

Where’d you get the coconuts? Why? Burn her anyway! Why?

What a strange person

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What do you mean? I’m not a witch. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

  • The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
  • Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!
  • Where’d you get the coconuts?
  • Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

Well, we did do the nose. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. I dunno. Must be a king. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Well, we did do the nose.

How do you know she is a witch?

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

  1. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.
  2. Why?

I’m not a witch. What a strange person. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Well, how’d you become king, then? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

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